Funny Thursday!  

Apollorising2057 57M  
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6/14/2018 8:04 am
Funny Thursday!




Funny Thursday!


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A: Where you put the cucumber.



Twist and Turns:

Monroe and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Monroe would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Monroe, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." This year Monroe and Martha went to the fair and Monroe said, "Martha, I'm 71 old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Martha replied, "Monroe, that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say word, I won't charge you, but if you say word it's ten dollars." Monroe and Martha agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Monroe, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Monroe replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."


For :

day a cop driving down the street saw ladies with a sign that read, "2 girls for the price of ". he stops and tells them to get rid of the sign or he will run them in! They comply and he proceeds down the street only to pass a man with a sign that says Jesus Saves, The cop just waves as he passes and the girls see this The next day they are waiting on the cop to drive by and as he does they start flagging him down And they say that they saw him let the guy with the sign down the street keep his sign, and they don't think that he was fair with them, ' The cop says , You dumb asses,that was a religious sign, and drive off The next day he drives by and low and behold the gals have a sign that reads, fallen angels looking for Peter...


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sweet_VM 59F  
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6/14/2018 7:12 pm

Too funny loved it hugs V

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Leegs2012 45M
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6/14/2018 6:28 pm

Good ones!!! LOL!!


mamacita38dd 39F  
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6/14/2018 2:09 pm

LOL! Happy Thursday Apollo

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Tmptrzz 55F  
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6/14/2018 11:16 am

That first one so bad but yet so and I have heard the second one it's a good one too my friend..Happy Thursday..

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Apollorising2057 57M  
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6/14/2018 9:47 am

Thank you so much sexy!

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Apollorising2057 57M  
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6/14/2018 9:46 am

Have fun!

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Apollorising2057 57M  
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6/14/2018 9:46 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    OMG the cop story is beyond funny
    Here is bad funny Thursday:
    During a performance for the high school talent show at the local theater, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until little Freddy, juggling bowling pins, accidentally stepped through the hole up to his knee.

    He apologized to the audience for his clumsiness. But a heckler in the back of the theater shouted:

    "Don't worry, Freddy! It's just a stage you're going through!"
Good one love thanks for the laugh!

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Apollorising2057 57M  
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6/14/2018 9:44 am

    Quoting author51:
    I have missed your blog for the last couple of days due to computer malfunction.Thanks for the return of my laughter hun..
I packing up to go to Europe on vacation next week so no time to blog!

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perfumedgal3 69F  
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6/14/2018 9:05 am

lol, too funny!!


Sentri1976 41M
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6/14/2018 8:45 am

Mmmm, I found petere


pocogato12 66F  
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6/14/2018 8:35 am

OMG the cop story is beyond funny
Here is bad funny Thursday:
During a performance for the high school talent show at the local theater, a hole was cracked in the stage floor. Subsequent acts managed to avoid the damaged area until little Freddy, juggling bowling pins, accidentally stepped through the hole up to his knee.

He apologized to the audience for his clumsiness. But a heckler in the back of the theater shouted:

"Don't worry, Freddy! It's just a stage you're going through!"

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author51 55F  
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6/14/2018 8:31 am

I have missed your blog for the last couple of days due to computer malfunction.Thanks for the return of my laughter hun..

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Apollorising2057 57M  
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6/14/2018 8:26 am

Where is you funny bone this Thursday?

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Apollorising2057 57M  
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6/14/2018 8:25 am

Have a funny Thursday everyone!

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