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Funny things happened on Friday on the way to the weekend!
Posted:Jun 22, 2018 10:21 am
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2018 3:48 pm
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Funny things happened on Friday on the way to the weekend!


Which day of the week you don't wear panties at all?



Do you go for it and grab what you want out of life?


If you do Friday right you always end up with a three day weekend!


Funny things happened on Friday on the way to the weekend!
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Sloppy Bow Job Friday!
Posted:Jun 22, 2018 10:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2018 3:35 pm
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Sloppy Bow Job Friday!


What was the sloppiest blow job you ever gave?



Half of the fun and pleasure is the sloppy mess, don't you think?


Why do women with red ruby lips give sloppy blow jobs?


Sloppy Bow Job Friday!
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Wear Fishnets this Friday or nothing all all!
Posted:Jun 22, 2018 9:29 am
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2018 3:11 pm
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Wear Fishnets this Friday or nothing all all!


Happy casual Friday all day at work!



How often do you wear fishnets?


Ask !you lover(s) to buy you a couple of sexy pairs and wear then and see how your sex life explodes into orgasms!


Wear Fishnets this Friday or nothing all all!
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Summer Adult Camp for Funny Thursday!
Posted:Jun 21, 2018 5:23 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2018 7:40 am
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Summer Adult Camp for Funny Thursday!


Have you ever crashed a nudist camp?



A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom she didn't believe him. So he sent her a picture of his top half. A week later his grandma wanted a picture but he accidently sent the bottom half. Knowing she had bad eyesight, he didn't think much of it.

A week later his grandma wrote a letter saying, that she didn't like his haircut, because it made his nose look too big.


Whatever you do have a funny Thursday everyone!
Have fun!


Summer Adult Camp for Funny Thursday!
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Boots N leather Thursday!
Posted:Jun 21, 2018 5:07 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2018 5:19 am
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Boots N leather Thursday!


I like when my wife wears her leather boots to bed!
How about you?



She looks good in them and it turns me on like heck!


I will do all her holes ounce I am in an extremely horny worked up mood!
How about you?


Boots N leather Thursday!
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Sexy Foreplay Thursday!
Posted:Jun 21, 2018 4:31 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2018 5:10 am
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Sexy Foreplay Thursday!


I know this is the age of fast food and all that!
We all what it now!
But, sex like baking, one needs to warm up the oven!



How long do you spend of foreplay with your lover(s)?


I like to tease and please and then after a while I move on to penetration instinctively, after I am so worked up I can't stand it any longer!


Sexy Foreplay Thursday!
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Funny Wednesday!
Posted:Jun 20, 2018 7:46 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2018 4:35 pm
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Funny Wednesday!


Pricey Lingerie:
An almost blind guy walked into Lover's Lane to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $500 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn't quite fit. But, she figured, since it's supposed to be see-through and since he's almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked. "Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could've at least ironed the damn thing."



Making a Sandwich:
A teen was about to finish his senior year and he still lived with his 5 year old brother. He was going to bring his girlfriend over for a good time. He sleeps on a bunk bed with his little bro. He notice's his little bro is a sleep on the bottom bunk. He tells his girl friend whenever you want me to change position say lettuce whenever you want me to go faster say tomato. She agrees So they start Lettuce,tomato lettuce, tomato Ten the little bro. Wakes up and says "Stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise all over my face"


Women say us men only think with our penis.
Ladies, don't be afraid to blow our minds.


Funny Wednesday!
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Group Sex Wednesday!
Posted:Jun 20, 2018 7:45 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2018 8:31 am
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Group Sex Wednesday!


Is hospitality important when you are hosting a group for sexy fun at your home?



In the future we may host group sex at our home!
How about you?


My wife loves more than one cock at a time!
How about your woman does she need more than one guy at the same time?


Group Sex Wednesday!
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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
Posted:Jun 20, 2018 7:15 am
Last Updated:Jun 21, 2018 7:14 am
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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!


I love wet pussy!



Most of us have to work hard for a living but with all that don't forget to have fun too!


It's the middle of the week again and I hope we all made it to to Hump Day Wednesday with greater wealth and health!


Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
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Funny Tuesday!
Posted:Jun 19, 2018 7:20 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2018 8:32 am
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Funny Tuesday!


Blueberry Hill There was a class going on and a girl walked in and the teacher said "Where have you been?." The girl said " I've been on blueberry hill. Five minutes later another girl walked in and she was too and the teacher asked" Where have you been?" The girl said I've been on blueberry hill. Five minutes later a naked boy walked in and the teacher says " Let me guess you've been on blueberry hill too?" then the he says" I am bluberry hill.

Editors Note: You can invert the sexes if you change the preposition from "on" blueberry hill to "in" in blueberry hill.



Missionary:
Whenever a baby was born to this outback African tribe it was cause for great celebration and merriment as the future of the tribe would continue to survive. However, on the last occasion there was a bit of concern as the baby was white and the only person around for 500 miles that was white was the missionary. The Chief calls him into his hut and explains the problem and highlights his accusation. The Missionary is put on the spot and slowly strokes his chin, thinking. " I see your dilemma Oh great Chief. Come with me. " They go outside and over to the sheep pen. "You see all these sheep here? They are all white except that one over there that's black. I'll do a deal with you. You don't say anything about the kid and I won't tell anyone about the sheep, okay ?"


Can't Beat It:

Which of the following doesn't belong?
A meat
B eggs
C wife
D blow job

(D) A blowjob, because its possible to beat your meat, your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob!


Funny Tuesday!
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HNW--the 376th . . . Things that start with the letter P, Q or R!
Posted:Jun 19, 2018 7:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2018 8:41 am
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HNW--the 376th . . . Things that start with the letter P, Q or R!


Pink!



Questions?


Red!


HNW--the 376th . . . Things that start with the letter P, Q or R!
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Happy Titty Tuesday!
Posted:Jun 19, 2018 7:02 am
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2018 8:48 am
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Happy Titty Tuesday!


She likes to show her lovely tits!



Her tits show she is in the mood for sex!


Hot weather forecast?


Happy Titty Tuesday!
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Tickling Your Funny Bone Sunday!
Posted:Jun 17, 2018 9:07 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2018 11:23 am
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Tickling Your Funny Bone Sunday!


Do you spit or swallow that is the question?



How about scooping up cum?


We are talking about wine tasting right?


Tickling Your Funny Bone Sunday!
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